The old ones made many races in their battles against the unending tides of Necrontyr and C’tan. You enjoy but a spit-bubble from a gut-punch of the wider universe brawl. Come to 40k and get involved bwwwwoiz yeehh!?
AANNDDD, a chance to see the universe.
Dont like space marines? Defect!
Errrr.... I’m a recruiting Sgt, not a philosopher, gentlemen.
You get 3 meals most non operational days, free equipment and a weekend off after 30 years.
Can I interest anyone in a career as a space marine?
Plenty of chaos for everyone and no chance of anyone winning or losing permanently.
Hexis me ol chum I was slightly jesting. I’m in the same boat of fascinated ignorance as you in the sea of the old world.
In the name of constructive contribution, how
Does a noob begin his story in your multiverseses, given yous are all sort of timeless now (my poor comprehension notwithstanding)?
And you there! Hexisface! You sound like you’ve been looking at the 40k universe with a bag on your head. That or you need to read more philosophy. Or books in general. Can’t find the emoji for blowing raspberries so phhhhhhhht.
Who is this BATTMANN YOU SPEAK OF?
I Will crush him under my ceramite shod foot.
The only guy with a bigger stick up his arse and less imagination than Dorn. And hier to the imperium..... and yet your old world was granted an end to the madness. Oi vehh!
Also Guilliman said to tell you you’re not welcome at meetings anymore.
Nor is the emperors love for you.
Achh Gods love ye I’m quite drunk.
We all here loves our swords an’ shields so if it’s okay I’ll do yous a favour and tell yous to read the Malice series by John Gwynn. Ye’ll no regret it.
Anyway, Khorne says your Mother smelt of blooberries and your father was an ork.
If yer a heretic and ya know it, clap yer hands !
That video of milord Abbadon was awesome prophesy btw; Dorn wood be ashamed, good for you!!!
I was flirting with you bitch. FFS you’re a son of Dorn, please try to act like one
I can only hold the blood god back for so long now smoothgreaves, best you run along and get your story straight or get back to your ship eh.
You taught me the slayer vow, Crimson Fist, I know you get Dakka, dammit!!
What say you?!
Except the ork is Khorne and yous not makin blood for him.