Greetings My fine Chuffs! I got a new printer for my magazines in altdorf, (my last one kicked us out when Dilson set the building on fire.) Dilson and are hard at work in our mushroom cave making new articles.
We have some good stuff for you today! What if Chaos dwarfs weren’t real. Think about it. They haven’t even been mentioned offhandedly by anybody for years! Every Dawi I ask firmly denies there existence.
Umgi say that they see Chaos Dwarfs loading Chaos Cannons, but there clearly having there brains fried by magic, or just seeing small people. Why would a Dwarf ever turn to Chaos?
Dwarfs are to much of a hardy, and virtuous race to ever turn to the foul ways of the enemy. Our very bodies resist there dark magic! It would be difficult for our bodies to even take.
The tales of them are to tall to be believed. Flaming trains? Fire monsters? Ha! Grumgi laughs at there fire-gods. DISGUSTINF lies made by the enemy. KAZHUKHAN!
But he worst part is they haven’t even been mentioned. If they did ever exist they don’t anymore as who has even heard of them recently? That’s it good readers, stay tuned for our next article.